Is there a pilot if this plane ???

Lun 10-05-2004, 20:34

A gem from the Soap Box ... enjoy !

Here are some conversations that airline passengers normally
will never hear. The following are accounts of actual exchanges between
airline pilots and control towers around the world.

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"
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"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
"Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up
here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a
727?"
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O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the
little Fokker in sight."
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A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly
long roll out after touching down.
San Jose Tower Noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at
the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take
the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."
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Taxiing down the tarmac, a DC-10 abruptly stopped, turned around
and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took
off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What, exactly,
was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the
engine,"explained the flight attendant. "It took us a while to find a new pilot."
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A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich
overheard the following :
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance
time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in
English.
" Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a
German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British
accent):
"Because you lost the bloody war."

Lun 10-05-2004, 22:40

ROTFL

Very funny, thank you. But did you think to all the poor guys in the forum who have to take a plane in the next few days ???

Have a good night

R

Lun 10-05-2004, 23:01

sure even if you work on an airport for handling companies as I do

good night taking thing further and thank you to choose our company to fly

Lun 10-05-2004, 23:11

Mar 11-05-2004, 8:37

Happened to me last february:
Our plane (Fokker) stayed on the runaway and delayed for about 1 hour, then took off... Later, our pilot just explained to us: "sorry for the delay: the engine starter was broken down so we had to use an external one..." Shocked

Mer 12-05-2004, 14:02

It reminds me a couple of years ago on a domestic flight in USA at the end of the departure speech from the pilot :" ...and I remember you that this is a non smoking flight and destroying the smoke detector in the toilets is a federal offense..... but if you think your cigarette is worth 2000 bucks then go ahead!"

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