At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual
later discovered to be a public school teacher was
arrested trying to board a flight while in possession
of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule,
and a calculator. At a morning press conference,
Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the
man is a member of the notorious
al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with
carrying weapons of math instruction.
Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They
desire average solutions by means and extremes, and
sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute
value. They use secret code names
like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as
'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a
common denominator of the axis of medieval
with coordinates in every country. As the Greek
philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides
to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush
said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of
math instruction, He would have
given us more fingers and toes."
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|He is probably one of Harry Thmetics' friends, well known member of the pernicious sect called The Three Harz...
In France, the government has succeeded in retirering most of those subversive people thanks to his Incredibly Useless and Foolish Members !