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Found this one this morning on AT ... didn't resist to post it here ... 
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of
the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources)..
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband
1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn
new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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CédricG Administrateur Age: 47 Morsang sur Orge (91) Arme(s): Classique
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Well we will need a "papotage" forum for non-french speakers. ;-)
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doumeniveau 7
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| CédricG a écrit: | | Well we will need a "papotage" forum for non-french speakers. ;-) |
Only if you provide the chat acronyms 0.005.c auto-expand software for free ...
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| Laurent Tiko Rédacteur Age: 60 Arme(s): classique
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Nice !
But what about database basics: you will only recover what you've input in a computer  
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| jlonzeweb Administrateur Age: 61 Arme(s): clavier-souris
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| Perhaps buy boyfriend 6.0 gigolo version and later, install Husband 1.1 |
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| Laurent Tiko Rédacteur Age: 60 Arme(s): classique
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| jlonzeweb a écrit: | | Perhaps buy boyfriend 6.0 gigolo version and later, install Husband 1.1 |
And finally, 
husband 9.9 is the best (with financial software $$$$$$$$)
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